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SB Nation: Greg McElroy Brings Home Alabama's First Malapropism National Championship

He's since corrected it, but former Rhodes Scholar candidate Greg McElroy made our day with this:

But if it's killing you, Ginger Britches, why are we the ones in stitches? [honks clown horn, runs offstage under hail of thrown tomatoes]

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About Stiff Arm Trophy

Since 2002, we've correctly projected the winner of every single Heisman Trophy contest. Starting in 2010, we're running a season-long Heisman Trophy poll, providing ongoing commentary, and aggregating the best news about the top Heisman candidates around the country.

When it comes to our projections, well, we really can't say it any better than ESPN's Neil Everett - just a few days before the 2009 winner was announced: