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SB Nation: Greg McElroy Brings Home Alabama's First Malapropism National Championship

He's since corrected it, but former Rhodes Scholar candidate Greg McElroy made our day with this:

But if it's killing you, Ginger Britches, why are we the ones in stitches? [honks clown horn, runs offstage under hail of thrown tomatoes]

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