Fanhouse: LaMichael James on the Run to Heisman
Filed under: Auburn, Oregon, HeismanIn honor of this week's election, I'd like to state that LaMichael James is the best candidate for the office of Heisman Trophy winner.
That goes against most current polls, which indicate Cam Newton will win unless somebody discovers he once dated Christine O'Donnell. If I were a political operative, I'd recommend the James campaign go negative.
Trot out a commercial showing Newton's five ridiculous interceptions. Have anonymous sources tell Politico that Newton's birth certificate is fake and he was really born in a Kenyan mosque.
Dig up his mugshot after being arrested for possession of ...