Stiff Arm Trophy

Fanhouse: Cardinal Owen Marecic, Not Cam Newton, Rules for This Heisman Voter

Filed under: Auburn, Colorado, Stanford, Texas, Heisman

The voters have spoken. The Heisman trophy will need a lie-detector device strapped to its stiff arm.

I'd have just one question for Cam Newton: Are you as clueless as you appear to be?

Fearing he is, I didn't want to feel responsible if Newton showed up Saturday and thanked the Downtown Athletic Club for his Grammy nomination. Or worse yet, a New York cabbie might charge him $450 for a ride from LaGuardia to his hotel -- and poor Cam would pay it.

Simply put, I just couldn't vote for a dummy.

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Since 2002, we've correctly projected the winner of every single Heisman Trophy contest. Starting in 2010, we're running a season-long Heisman Trophy poll, providing ongoing commentary, and aggregating the best news about the top Heisman candidates around the country.

When it comes to our projections, well, we really can't say it any better than ESPN's Neil Everett - just a few days before the 2009 winner was announced: