Stiff Arm Trophy

Fanhouse: Cardinal Owen Marecic, Not Cam Newton, Rules for This Heisman Voter

Filed under: Auburn, Colorado, Stanford, Texas, Heisman

The voters have spoken. The Heisman trophy will need a lie-detector device strapped to its stiff arm.

I'd have just one question for Cam Newton: Are you as clueless as you appear to be?

Fearing he is, I didn't want to feel responsible if Newton showed up Saturday and thanked the Downtown Athletic Club for his Grammy nomination. Or worse yet, a New York cabbie might charge him $450 for a ride from LaGuardia to his hotel -- and poor Cam would pay it.

Simply put, I just couldn't vote for a dummy.


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