Bleacher Report: Nebraska Football: Taylor Martinez Still a Husker, But Bo Pelini Needs To Change
Did you hear? Taylor Martinez quit the team! OMG! I saw it on Twitter and read it on a message board, and the guy who posted it said he knows someone who knows someone who knows someone who washes towels for Nebraska, so it MUST be true! I also heard that T-Magic is a secret Muslim Kenyan Marxist terrorist, and so he'd be ineligible to play quarterback (or be President) anyway! Seriously, I got the e-mail! Where's your birth certificate, Taylor? It's been a busy 48 hours for Nebraska fans, to be sure. Before Saturday, NU fans were doing the ...