SB Nation: Nebraska And Taylor Martinez Have Magic (And Autotune. Lots of Autotune.)
Taylor Martinez has inspired the kind of manic fan adoration Nebraska fans haven't gotten to loll around in since the days of Scott Frost. (Who we remind you that even in his coaching days is still tough enough to do things like hold LeGarrette Blount back from going into a crowd. ) So you knew this would come down to autotune soon enough, didn't you? Yes, yes you did.
I believe in Magic he can run it all day Dicin' through the defense you can call him Bobby Flay
Divorcin' his wives and winning lopsided challenges against hapless, overmatched local ...